Dear Mother Nature,
I'm not quite sure why you hate the Northeast as much as you do but snow is not cool. Not cool at all. What kind of shoes do you think are acceptable for snow? Huh? Usually not cute ones! And the gross white film that snow and salt leaves on a pair of decent black leather boots, um yeah takes them from acceptable to not cute once again. I would appreciate it if you would just take the damn groundhog out and let him make his decision again (obviously, the RIGHT decision this time). I have cuter sandals and sundresses than I do boots and sweaters.
Your (potential) #1 Fan :)